The Smitten Kitten review
A Minneapolis shop that only stocks non-porous insertable toys, ships in plain boxes from TSK, Inc. and offers UPS Next Day Air.
Body-safe, or it isn't on the shelf
Every insertable toy here is non-porous: silicone, glass, steel or ABS, and you won't find a jelly novelty anywhere in the shop. Parcels say TSK, Inc. and nothing else. The catch is the rules: all sales are final, and there's no free shipping right now.
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The facts in the UK
The Smitten Kitten doesn't deliver to the UK. See the UK staff picks.
The facts in the US
Checked 5 Oct 2026
- Score
- 2.8/5
- Billed as
- Not stated
- Parcel
- Plain · TSK, Inc.
- Guest checkout: not stated
- PayPal: yes
Delivery, free-delivery threshold and returns window. On the printed rulers, further left is better.
- Standard
- 7 days
- Free over
- Never free
- Returns
- Not stated
Yes No Not stated Verified by our orderRulers, best on the left: delivery 0–10 days · free over 0–100 · returns 100–0 daysScore: out of 5, from published policies
Delivery
- USPS First Class
- Price at checkout · 5 days
- USPS Priority Mail
- Price at checkout · 3 days
- USPS Priority Mail Express
- Price at checkout · 2 days
- UPS Ground
- Price at checkout · 7 days
- UPS 2nd Day Air
- Price at checkout · 2 days
- UPS Next Day Air
- Price at checkout · 1 day
- Free over
- Never free
- Next day
- Yes
Returns
- Unopened
- Not stated
- Opened items
- Not accepted
- Return postage
- Not stated
- If it's faulty
- Damaged or defective items are replaced free, with free shipping on the replacement, within 60 days. After that, contact the manufacturer.
On your statement
- Billing name
- Not stated
The parcel
- Outer
- Plain brown box, no markings or indication of contents
- Sender name
- TSK, Inc.
- Branding
- Plain, no shop name
Good and not so good
- Good: Only non-porous materials for insertable toys
- Good: Plain boxes from TSK, Inc.
- Good: UPS Next Day Air with guaranteed delivery times
- Not so good: All sales final; defects covered for 60 days
- Not so good: No free shipping at the moment
Is The Smitten Kitten any good?
The Smitten Kitten is a sex-positive shop in Minneapolis, with a store on Lyndale Avenue and an online shop packed and shipped by its own staff. Its pitch is a curated range: it only carries insertable toys made from non-porous, sterilisable materials such as ABS plastic, stainless steel, glass and platinum-cured silicone, and no jelly novelties.
Discretion is simple and clearly stated. Orders go out in plain brown boxes with no markings or hint of what's inside, and the return address reads TSK, Inc. The shop doesn't say what appears on a card statement. It takes Visa, Mastercard, Discover and PayPal.
Orders are usually packed within 24 hours, though nothing ships on Mondays. Shipping is calculated by weight and service at checkout: USPS First Class, Priority and Priority Express, or UPS Ground, 2nd Day Air and Next Day Air, the last with guaranteed delivery times. There's no free-shipping offer at the moment, and orders over $300 need an adult signature.
The returns policy is the strictest kind: all sales are final, with no satisfaction guarantee. If something arrives damaged or develops a manufacturer defect within 60 days, the shop replaces it free and pays the shipping on the replacement. You can cancel for a full refund only if you call before the order ships.
Written from The Smitten Kitten's own delivery, returns and privacy pages, read on 5 Oct 2026. We haven't placed a test order yet, so nothing here describes a parcel we've received.
The Smitten Kitten questions
Is The Smitten Kitten discreet?
Yes. Orders ship in plain brown boxes with no markings or indication of the contents, and the return address reads TSK, Inc.
Can you return toys to The Smitten Kitten?
No, all sales are final. Damaged or defective items are replaced free within 60 days, including the shipping.
Are Smitten Kitten toys body-safe?
The shop says it only carries insertable toys made from non-porous, sterilisable materials: ABS plastic, stainless steel, glass and platinum-cured silicone.
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About the shop
- Based in
- US
- Ownership
- Independent
- Own brand
- Not stated
- Materials labelled
- Not stated
- Porous materials
- Not stated
- Pay with
- Card, PayPal
- Guest checkout
- Not stated
- Contact
- Email, Phone
Review updated 5 Oct 2026