Every shop we list, on one ruled sheet: what the statement says, how fast it arrives, and whether you can send it back.
10 shops · checked 29 Sep 2026 · ranked on facts, never paid
5 shops for UK shoppers
The late-night next-day option. Last-minute orders that still need to arrive discreetly.
Billed as Nagook Ltd
Delivery, free-delivery threshold and returns window. On the printed rulers, further left is better.
Score4.0
The safe first stop. A familiar shop with free returns and next-day delivery.
Billed as AS Ltd
Delivery, free-delivery threshold and returns window. On the printed rulers, further left is better.
Score3.9
The one that sweats the details. Discreet parcels and real advice from a women-owned shop.
Billed as SH Brands LTD Ltd
Delivery, free-delivery threshold and returns window. On the printed rulers, further left is better.
Score3.9
Where the fetish range goes deep. Fetish and BDSM gear from a shop with UK stores.
Billed as ABS Holdings
Delivery, free-delivery threshold and returns window. On the printed rulers, further left is better.
Score3.6
The 100-day safety net. Trying something new with a fallback if it isn't for you.
Billed as not stated
Delivery, free-delivery threshold and returns window. On the printed rulers, further left is better.
Score3.1
